Sure, sure, it’s hilarious. All I see when I look at this is the modern version of a fat man with a monocle chomping a cigar. But worse, because the fat man wasn’t a marketing shill at the same time for a lottery odds chance at a lifestyle that makes the wheels on several stupid corporations go ‘round. For the record, I feel the same way about most angsty men in eyeliner playing three power chords per song.

Sure, sure, it’s hilarious. All I see when I look at this is the modern version of a fat man with a monocle chomping a cigar. But worse, because the fat man wasn’t a marketing shill at the same time for a lottery odds chance at a lifestyle that makes the wheels on several stupid corporations go ‘round. For the record, I feel the same way about most angsty men in eyeliner playing three power chords per song.