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There is no progress in art, any more than there is progress in making love. There are simply different ways of doing it.
Man Ray (via smut-to-go)
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thedailywhat:

Neat! (Source, anyone?)
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thedailywhat:

Neat! (Source, anyone?)

[via.]

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My coworker went to go check this TV out last week “to see how bad the porn image was”. I really hope she bought it.

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I am bored at work! This is a novel thing worthy of discussion thanks to the web 2.0!

it was a grocery store that was going out of business

and the owner was there

and we were looking at some oranges

and he’s like “its gotta go in the next couple days - you want to buy it all?”

and I look at my friends, and we look back, and we’re like “everything?”

and he said “make me an offer”

I said $20

he said yes

I owned a produce section

cq says:

hahahahaah

this is the best story.

dm says:

we had three crates of oranges on my friend’s back deck for months later, mostly inedible

we would throw them at a far off pine tree for target practice

they blew up exquisitely

cq (E-mail address not verified) says:

hahahh

ya know, just somethign to pass time.

no big deal.

dm says:

like skipping stones

but with oranges

and no ocean

and a messy pine tree

I was convinced after 40 seconds.

Lies We Tell Ourselves

oldtobegin:

abloodymess:

You’re young, you have all the time in the world.

I’m not getting fat. I used to be too skinny and now I’m just “filling out.”

No one noticed that I was a half-hour late today.

I can afford that.

I worked as hard as I could.

I love my job.

I don’t need to shower.

Yeah, that’s clean enough.

How about:

“I’m broke.”

“I’m starving.”

“I may as well not try.”

“My life is hard.”

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