The 13 Cutest Animals Of 2009
There is no such thing as tumblr cred, so just give in like I did and watch all of these.
(Although the bear one is kind of disturbing, like they were all boys at Pinnochio’s Pleasure Island only just last night.)
There is no such thing as tumblr cred, so just give in like I did and watch all of these.
(Although the bear one is kind of disturbing, like they were all boys at Pinnochio’s Pleasure Island only just last night.)
Neat! (Source, anyone?)
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My coworker went to go check this TV out last week “to see how bad the porn image was”. I really hope she bought it.
it was a grocery store that was going out of business
and the owner was there
and we were looking at some oranges
and he’s like “its gotta go in the next couple days - you want to buy it all?”
and I look at my friends, and we look back, and we’re like “everything?”
and he said “make me an offer”
I said $20
he said yes
I owned a produce section
cq says:
hahahahaah
this is the best story.
dm says:
we had three crates of oranges on my friend’s back deck for months later, mostly inedible
we would throw them at a far off pine tree for target practice
they blew up exquisitely
cq (E-mail address not verified) says:
hahahh
ya know, just somethign to pass time.
no big deal.
dm says:
like skipping stones
but with oranges
and no ocean
and a messy pine tree
I was convinced after 40 seconds.
You’re young, you have all the time in the world.
I’m not getting fat. I used to be too skinny and now I’m just “filling out.”
No one noticed that I was a half-hour late today.
I can afford that.
I worked as hard as I could.
I love my job.
I don’t need to shower.
Yeah, that’s clean enough.
How about:
“I’m broke.”
“I’m starving.”
“I may as well not try.”
“My life is hard.”